Bah humbug
The weather and other people have conspired to make me miserable today, and on a friday too - most unfair. So, in my newfound spirit of grouchiness, I have decided to make a list of things which are not cool. Feel free to add/ remove as applicable.
nb. before you get upset or anything, there are plenty of things that I like/do on this list - it's only about whether I think they are naff or not
coffee
absinthe
marijuana (especially if referred to as 'Ganja')
organic food
superdry/jack wills/fat face/white stuff/boden/any surf or skate clothing brand
motorbikes
rugby shirts with collars turned up
leather clothing
cream coloured chino shorts and deck shoes with no socks on a cornish beach
baseball caps with sunglasses on top of visor
superhero movies
comedian based panel shows
toy cameras
expensive watches
graffitti
male necklaces
Thailand
games consoles
radio 1
festivals
lady gaga
GQ magazine
Dubai
Audi
BMW
'audiophile' music systems that cost more than £5000
Banksy
the south of france
sex toys
combat/ cargo trousers
snowboarding
wearing courier bags to the office
men's shoes that look like pasties
'rugged' 'off road' style men's sandals
ironic or retro slogan t-shirts
smoothies
football
top gear
going to the gym
kate moss
televison
cycling, especially the whole 'fixie' nonsense
russell brand
VW beetles or camper vans
winter