The fairer sex


It's amazing what a civilizing effect women have. Not 3 days since my lady left for Deutschland, and I have already reverted back to a primal state, ordering take-aways and living in my pants. Freedom has benefits, but I think they are outweighed by the drawbacks


4 comments:

Brit said...

The first stage is elation - I'm free to be an animal!

The second stage is annihilation - I'm drunk and still haven't gone to bed and I'm watching Predator at 3am, I think. Or is it Commando?

The third stage is remorse - I'm living like an animal.

The final stage is insane muttering, frostbite and scurvy.

Gaw said...

I fear I have lady-like tendencies being generally house-proud and a keen cook.

Brit said...

That's the odd thing - I do nearly all the cooking, good healthy mostly veggie stuff, yet when left on my own I live an entirely junk diet.

worm said...

"I'm drunk and still haven't gone to bed and I'm watching Predator at 3am, I think. Or is it Commando?"

haha that made me laugh out loud!! so scarily true!

Like you both, I'm the daily cook of the household - But I suppose that once there's nobody around to make my peacock-like cooking display to, I can't be bothered...