There's one of those mega clever 'self-facilitating-media-node' guys who goes by the name of Russell Davies, (no, not the one who writes Dr. Who) and when he's not hypnotizing marketing executives with a hissing static of advertising babble, he seems to have the time to take photographs of greasy spoon cafes- in which he eats and then reviews their eggs, bacon, chips and beans.

It's like a haiku to our disappearing network of working men's cafes or something

EGGS, BACON, CHIPS & BEANS